Chucky Cheese Disease

Miss Crab is so sick. I feel terrible for her - the cough that could be heard round the world. She is barking. And it is all due to the Chucky DisEase. I have often thought of those establishments as a type of skeezy border town and now my worst fears have been confirmed. It does not matter how much anti-germ alcohol based sanitizer you use. The Chucky DisEase will get you. Nasty breeding ground of grubby kids ... kids that are not mine. Eeew.