Saturday, August 16, 2008

[JessFinds] The water tastes a little funny

Something must have been in the water a few days ago. It was a universal joke on me - I could not get a break!

It started off with Miss Crab asking me "What is the name for the other nipples on your face?" Which means: moles. Which means: I need a plastic surgeon. Fast.

At Dunkin Donuts I overheard an employee refer to me as "high maintenance" when another employee said "oh, she always gets her iced lattes shaken." How high maintenance can I be? I am at Dunkin Donuts!

A family member (no joke) greeted me on the phone with "How did you get this number?" I was tempted to answer "Biker bar. Bathroom. Wyoming" But I didn't... 

And the nail in the coffin for the day? Preacher was gone ALL week at a youth camp which meant I was a single parent ALL week. When he came home, the first thing he did was complain about "all the stuff" that needs to be done in the house. Because I am working two jobs AND full-time raising two girls but you know that house tidying is my number-one passion and priority!  [Editors note - he got over it quickly and has been lovely]

At least Baby Gonzo still loves me! Although, she did scream for "Daddddeeeee" when she woke up the last few nights...

3 comments:

Joie said...

That DD employee DID NOT!

Yeah, Preacher (almost wrote his real name) can get over it.

A family member did that? That is quite a week.

Marie said...

But I do have to ask... what does it mean to get an iced latte shaken? huh?

JESS said...

I know!! It is pretty funny.