[JessFinds] $500 per person? Whaaat?

Whaaaa? I just checked flights for our annual summer trip out West. Ummmm, $500 per person is the LOWEST I can find? I am an expert people, I have never paid more than $250 RT.  The lowest is $500 pp. That is crazy. I don't know if we can do that. Actually, I know we can't do that. This makes me want to cry. 

We are planning Miss Crab's 4th birthday party. I will focus on that. Don't focus on the scary flight cost, focus on the scary birthday cost. Meh.